While it's useful having the verbage, having things in other formats (graphs, tables etc) that doesn't require a lot of cross checking would be very helpful.
Related to phab:T316080, I created Support policy for PHP/Tables. I'm not claiming it's good, or pretty, but it hopefully gives the answers (and the data?) to the first part of the "Criteria" - "New major releases of MediaWiki must support at least one PHP version for each of the following criteria".
Not sure offhand how to integrate/include it into the page, but I would like to. And then keep it up to date for supported releases of MW.